Cockroach Killing 101

  Today, I made a huge milestone of my life, I officially killed a cockroach. Growing up in a city, living on a muti story building, I don't tend to see cockroaches as often as others would, and today, when that monster crawled all over the bathroom floor while I was enjoying some of my private time on the toilet, I flipped out. I took the bathroom slipper, slammed it as hard as I can, but I missed.... My disappointment dissapeaered when it reappeared after hiding behind a shampoo bottle, and without much thought, I threw the slipper at it, crippling half of its body. At that moment, I knew I had won, I had conquered the battle between me and my fear of cockroaches, I have done it, I killed a cockroach. As courageous as this all sounds, I was actually screaming like a girl the entire time, so much that my mom thought I had slipped and injured myself in the bathroom. But whatever, I have destroyed my first of many, I came, I saw, AND I CONQUERED.~~~~~